WHAT DOES MEAL DEAL FML MEAN?

"Today, I texted my boyfriend to tell him how awful I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved for the reason that he were cheating on me with a woman in his dorm. I used to be talking about my maths exam. FML.”his 2 daughters are irresponsible and unreliable heron addicts on methadone, so They can be no aid to him. he only lets